I don’t follow the dark lord. The dark lord follows me.

I don’t follow the dark lord. The dark lord follows me.

This is just a whole bunch of good ideas rolled up into one really fitting birthday gift

This is just a whole bunch of good ideas rolled up into one really fitting birthday gift

Post-birthday puppy snugz

Post-birthday puppy snugz

Lazy Disney-movie-and-Bridezillas-marathon birthday weekend ☺️😘

Lazy Disney-movie-and-Bridezillas-marathon birthday weekend ☺️😘

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This is Chardonnay. He lives in a giant wine glass.

This is Chardonnay. He lives in a giant wine glass.

Happy Max-and-Haley’s-Lord-of-the-Rings-Marathon Day 😝

Happy Max-and-Haley’s-Lord-of-the-Rings-Marathon Day 😝

It’s my face 😶

It’s my face 😶

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shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e

shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e

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